![]() ![]() Lord British: Steve, are you fucking serious? No wonder everyone hates me. Steve: That was a birthday present! Mice have birthdays, right? Sherry: She made me have sex with some lady! Seggallion: She shot everyone in Skara Brae with a cannon, for one thing. Lord British: And people put up with this? ![]() Lord British: My God, is this what she's like when you guys aren't here? Lord British waves his hand, and Shamino is resurrected! Behold as I, without the expenditure of magical points or reagents, heal Shamino of all injuries! The other is enchanted with Vas Mani (Great Heal). Steve: I have enchanted one of these two staves with the In Corp (Kill) spell, affectionately dubbed Killstick. I guess you can sometimes do something without being a complete jackass. Steve: No no, this time I've used my powers for constructive purposes, with the spell Enchant! Lord British: You're not going to try Kill on me again, are you? Because that doesn't work. Steve: LB, great news! I've finally remembered how to cast 7th Circle spells for like the fifteenth time since I started coming to your chickenshit country! ![]()
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